Send me a vice

Man listens intently to what the Doctor advises.
- Well Mr Jones, if you give up smoking, give up drinking any alcohol, you'll feel better. And give up watching TV and videos in the easy chair. GIve up hot chilli and heavy foods and don't sleep so late. Give up mastubation and give up running after girls and give up sex. Try to give up looking at computers for hours on end and give up coffee aswell. In this way, you'll be much healthier and live to be one hunded.
Really?, say the Man.
No, say the Doctor, it will just feel like it.